What do women and rocks have in common? If there flat skip them.
Q. What 2 things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
A. Her legs.
One guy asks the other, “Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?”The second guy says, “No, but I’ve woken up with plenty.”
You might be a redneck if your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said ” Ya’ll come look at this ‘fore I flush it.
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and a redhead in the Breast Stroke
division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in
first and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally
reached shore, completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and
coffee, she muttered “I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think
those other two girls used their arms.”