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What babys are called when they go to heaven

Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- wings
Q- what do they call them
A- angels

Q- when a black baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- he gets wings
Q- what do they call them
A- a BAT

It is when you trip

It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up shoes.

When in doubt, mumble.

When in doubt, mumble.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

When Clinton was running for

When Clinton was running for office he claimed that he had never used
marijuana. He admitted to having a joint in his mouth, but explained that
he never inhaled.

It seems that he now claims he never had sex with Monica Lewinsky,
Apparantly she didn’t swallow.