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Q. What’s a dog that swallowed a watch?…

Q. What’s a dog that swallowed a watch?

A. A Watchdog

Whats the square root of 69?

Whats the square root of 69?

ANSWER — EIGHT something

What’s the definition of an

What’s the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?

A girl that can run faster than the Governor.

What’s in a name

IACOCCA (the former Chrysler President/CEO)stands for:
I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America

Bush (the American President):
Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein

Clinton (remember him?):
Call
Lewinsky,
I
Need
The
Oral
Now

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming.

Osama (WHO doesn’t know him):
Oh
Shit,
American
Missiles
Again

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

What’s the diff…

Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.