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What babys are called when they go to heaven

Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- wings
Q- what do they call them
A- angels

Q- when a black baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- he gets wings
Q- what do they call them
A- a BAT

So what is your name?

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” Was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

“John,” the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only — Smith, Jones, Baker — that’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson.

Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed and said, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”

“Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is…”

What is 3 inches wide

What is 3 inches wide, 8 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole?
Bill Clinton’s tie

Life is what happens to

Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.

What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD…

What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD have in common?

Niether one of them can stop a Bronco.