YOU SO UGLY…. UR MOMMA HAD TO TIE A PORK CHOP AROUND YOUR NECK JUST SO THE DOG WOULD PLAY WITH CHA!!!!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Her body was dressed in lace.
She was nice exept for her face.
With her bucked teeth and her double chin,
It was hard to see the beauty within.
I fancied a bit of a gropin’
So she spread her legs open,
The awfull stench
that came from the wench,
made my head whirl
So much I wanted to hurl.
Her tits began to sag,
She started to nag.
So I decided to leave,
Coz I realy needed to breathe!
As far as our relationship went, this was the end.
She drove me ’round the bend.
Now I have a girl that’s good lukin’,
And I’m never short of a good fuckin’!
yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!