Yo’ mama so fat, when she puts on BVD’s it spells out boulevard!
Yo’ mama so fat, she has a kickstand on her pegleg!
Yo’ mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo’ mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ”Great, triplets.”
jo mamas so dum she got loct in food for less and thought she was going to starve