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Yo mama so dumb

yo mamma so dumb she stuck a light bulb up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER.

Get a hot mama!

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

The man replied, “Just doing what you said doctor, “Get a hot mama and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that!…
I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!”

What’s the best thing about growing old?
You get to hide your own Easter eggs.

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

Yo mama so ugly

yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application