Tag Archives: little

Three little words

What are three words you dread the most while making love?

“Honey, I’m home.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle
the other day?

Little timmy

an old married couple couldnt have kids but they had this puppy called little timmy. they treated little timmy as if he was there son. they worked hard all there life and used there life savings to go on a cruise around the world and take timmy with them. during the cruise timmy jumps over board.the couple are completely distraught over timmys death.they come home after 2 weeks and to there surprise what do you think is sitting on there doorstep?……………………………………………………………………………nope not timmy…six pints of milk.they forgot to cancel there milk order from the milkman for the 2 weeks.

A little girl and a little boy were at day care..

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches
the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?”
He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.”
“Communicate my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy. “I
have no idea what that means.”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”

Little Johnny’s Peanut

Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny’s house, and says, ”Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny’s got a penis like a peanut!” Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks, ”What, you mean it’s shaped like a peanut?” ”No silly, it’s salty!”[Editor’s note: Please don’t sue me.]