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Fags who like girls.

Why did the fag have sex with a girl?
Because she was a transvestite.

Swearing like Dad

Two brothers, aged 7 and 4, were in their room getting dressed before breakfast.

“I say it’s time started swearing like Dad” said the 7 year old. “So, when we go down to breakfast, I’ll use the word ‘damn’ and you use the word ‘ass’.”

“OK” said the 4 year old.

When the boys get to the kitchen they hop up on to their chairs at the table.

“What do you want for breakfast, boys ?” asked their Mother.

“Let me have some damn Cheerios” said the 7 year old.

One second later the Mother took her wooden spoon and laid it across his behind with a loud “Crack!” Screaming at the top of his lungs the 7 year old ran upstairs.

“And what will YOU have for breakfast?” said the Mother turning to the 4 year old.

“Well, I’m not sure”, he said, “But you can bet your ass it isn’t going to be Cheerios.”

Like your own

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up.

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he’d put an end to things by saying boldly, “After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.”

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, “Well, I hope you’ll love the third one as if it’s your own.”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

Like what

An aging patient was stomping around his psychiatrist’s office, running his
hands through his hair, almost in tears. “Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I
can’t remember my wife’s name. Can’t remember my children’s names. Can’t
remember what kind of car I drive. Can’t remember where I work. It was all I
could do to find my way here.” – “Calm down. How long have you been like this?”
– “Like what?”

Clitoris Like Mellon

At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on “The Variation of the Clitoris”.

“One of the most unusual cases I ever came across,” he told his audience, “was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a watermelon.”

Dr. Goldfinger was interrupted by another doctor, who said that he might have been examining an enlarged organ but to compare it to a watermelon would indeed be frivolous.

Goldfinger stared him down and replied: “I wasn’t referring to size but to taste.”