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Top 10 things men know about women.

The top 10 things men know about women are:

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(I think you get it where we’re going with this.)
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(Hey Guys…”check out #8…a new one!)
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You Know Your Postal Carrier Is Working Too Hard W

…Announces he just married a sheet of Marilyn Monroe stamps.
…It’s been over three weeks since he cleaned his gun.
…Delivers the mail wearing nothing but bubble wrap.
…His new system: reach into the bag and whatever you can grab is yours!
…Just sits on the curb, tearing pages out of “Victoria’s Secret” catalogue
and eating them.
…He’s been leaving most of the driving to his pet monkey, Lanaugh.
…Claims he’s Elmo; demands that you tickle him.

But how do I know…

Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”
Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”

Tech Support: “Well?”
Person: “How do I know when it’s ready?”

I know the day it happens. On August 29,…

I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it’s going to
feel pretty f**king real to you too. Anybody not wearing two
million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?

– Sarah Conner (played by Linda Hamilton), in Terminator 2: Judgement
Day, offers a cheery thought for the day.

I suppose you know about the blonde who spent…

I suppose you know about the blonde who spent an hour in her attic
inspecting the joists?

She heard on the radio that there was a problem with Cuban rafters…