Tag Archives: joke

Sea joke

Q:Why did the fish blush?
A:because the sea weed!

The Lettuce Joke

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
Lettuce alone!

Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Cute Olive Joke

One day a family of olives goes for a walk. As Momma Olive and
Dadda Olive walk across the street, they are unaware of how
behind Baby Olive is. Along comes a big ol’ truck and runs over
Baby Olive.

“Oh My God!!!” Momma and Dadda Olive scream as they run over to
Baby Olive. “Are you alright??” they ask. Baby Olive simply
replies, “Olive.”

LoL get it? I’ll Live??

Clarinet joke

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?A: Gifted.