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Have some more Acid…

Little old Mr. Ravelli is out on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie, when a hippie comes walking by.

The hippie stops, takes a look, and says, “Hey, man…the music stopped and your monkey’s on fire.”

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends

Teen-age girls often have babies

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men: The Sunday Oregonian, September 24Low Wages Said Key to Poverty: Newsday, July 11Man shoots neighbor with machete: The Miami Herald, July 3Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes: The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30Real newspaper headlinesThese are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the United States and world.Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows: The New York Times, March 10Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies: The Los Angeles Times, March 2Scientists see quakes in L.A. future: The Oregonian, January 28Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning: The Buffalo News, February 26Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold: Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Old Engineers never die — they just have…

Old Engineers never die — they just have slower rise times.