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Ways to be annoying in computer labs

21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disk drive. When it doesn’t work, get the supervisor.23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is.24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

A SMART COMPUTER

YO COMPUTER IS SO SMART THAT IT FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU WHEN YOU TAKE 5 HOURS HE ONLY TOOK 1 MINUTE ON A COLLEGE PAPER.

Viagra computer virus

Heard about the new Viagra computer virus? It turns your floppy disk into a
hard drive!

Redneck computer term

Digital – The art of counting on your fingers.

Redneck computer term

Modem – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.