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President Clinton confounded critics

President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to
69%. “It’s no secret why most Americans love him. He’s the only person on TV
who’s not talking about Monica Lewis.”

Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Clinton Bumper Stickers

Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:

HONK! If you had sex with the President
Clinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!
Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
Adultery IS NOT a family value
Does character matter YET?
One More Whore And We Get Gore
Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student
Jail to the Chief
Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility
If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date your daughter.
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Two terms for Clinton: the second in jail
Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father

Bill Clinton & JFK

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One got his head blown off in the back seat of a car, the other was
asassinated.

Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!