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Bashing Blondes…part 2!

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champ.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde’s vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer’s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Three Blondes on an Island

There were three Blondes on a tiny Island. They all wanted to get off the Island but none of them knew how. So one day a genie came along and granted each one a wish.

The first one wished to become intelligent enough to get off the Island. So the genie turned her into a redhead and she swam off.

The next one said: “That’s cool, I want to get more intelligent than her. “The genie turned her into a Brunette and she built a boat and sailed off.

The third Blonde was really impressed and wanted to become even more intelligent. So the genie turned her into a man, who used the bridge.

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?…

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More head room.

Blondes

What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college?
“Would you like fries with that?”