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Answer from Heaven

A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing
happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the
postal authorities received the letter addressed to “GOD, USA”, hey decided to
send it to President Clinton. Bill was so impressed, touched, and amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill.
The little boy was delighted with the $5, and sat down to write a thank you
note to God, which read; “Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the
money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had it sent through
Washington, DC, and as usual, those guys deducted $95.”

Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Question and answer blonde joke

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!

Answer for men

Why is a mans semen white and urine yellow? So he can tell if hes coming or going.