Choices

A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips.”

The man then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I didn’t know there was a choice.”

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