Q: How many Canadians

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out “Get Back!, Get Back!”.

Question and answer blonde joke

Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes?A: She lost the recipe.

Prostitute

What is the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?

A: The prostitute will STOP fucking you when you are dead

Knock Knock 189

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walt!
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walter!
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wannetta!
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warner!
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!