Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out “Get Back!, Get Back!”.
Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes?A: She lost the recipe.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A: The prostitute will STOP fucking you when you are dead
Walt till your father gets home!
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!
Wannetta time please!
Warner you coming out to play!