Category Archives: Women & Men Jokes

One day on the first day of school

One day on the first day of school, a teacher was taking attendance and
noticed that many students of hers were missing…..a few minutes passes and
Tony walks in. The teacher Miss Rose asked “where he had been”. Tony says “oh…
I was on top of strawberry hill. Miss Rose says okay. Don’t let it happen again.
Then 10 minutes passes. Drew walks in and Miss Rose asked “where he had been.”
He says on top of Strawberry hill. Miss Rose says “okay, dont let it happen
again. Then 15 minutes passes by and Mike walks in. Miss Rose asked “where he
had been.” He says on top of Strawberry hill. Miss Rose was starting to wonder
what was going on up there but she minds her business and figures there’s a car
accident or something. Then finally 2 hrs later a little girl walks in and Miss
Rose asked “where have you been, on top of strawberry hill?”…The little girl
goes. No Miss Rose I am Strawberry Hill……

THREE SUM

WHATS 5 + 46 + 6 =
A; A three sum way micheal jackson

Premature ejaculation

A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The
counselor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds ” My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?”
The husband replies “Well not exactly, it’s her that suffers not me.”

Adolf

A German man rapes a woman and when he is finished he stands to attention and says,
In 9 monthz you vill have za baby und you vill call him Adolf.
She replies,
In 9 days you will get a rash and you can call it German measles if you like.

Heart Transplant for a Prostitute

A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.The woman, concerned about her friend’s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said, “Doctor, I’m worried about my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?”The doctor replied, “Well, she’s 34 years old and is in extremely good health, apart from her heart. How long has she been in the business?”The patient’s friend replied, “She’s been working since she was 18 years old, but what’s that got to do with anything?””Well,” said the doctor, “if she’s been working for 16 years and hasn’t rejected an organ, I don’t think she’s about to start now!”