A guy decides it’s time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.
Q: Which one did he marry?
A: The one with the big boobs.
What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?
Two twins conjoined at the tongue.
What’s grosser than that?
One of them throws up.
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If a Shit-Zhu and a Bulldog mate, what would we get?