Category Archives: Quotes Jokes

“I’m glad the electric chair is the only method…

“I’m glad the electric chair is the only method of capital punishment that
involves powered furniture. Just imagine being executed by an adjustable
bed.”

– Paul Paternoster

“I’ve heard people say the electric chair is “cruel and unusual”, but I
think it’s a lot quicker and more humane than its predecessor, the steam
chair.”

– Claire Voltaire, inspired by Paul Paternoster

“I love the lines the men use to get us into…

“I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put
it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?”

– Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)

The man who fears no truths has nothing to…

The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.

– Thomas Jefferson

It Hurts

“If sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing wrong!”
–Dr. Ruth

Female Clown

“I once made love to a female clown. It was weird
because she twisted my penis into a poodle.”
—Dan Whitney