Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Reality? That’s where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Q: Why did they kick the midget out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept sticking his nose in everyone else’s business!
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
“Honey, I’m home.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman