Category Archives: One Liners Jokes

Curiosity never killed anything except

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

Why is it that night

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Reality? That’s where the

Reality? That’s where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Midget in Nudist Colony

Q: Why did they kick the midget out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept sticking his nose in everyone else’s business!

Three little words

What are three words you dread the most while making love?

“Honey, I’m home.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman