Category Archives: Middle Eastern Jokes

The Afghani and the Catfish

What’s the difference between an Afghani woman and a catfish?

One has whiskers and smells really bad.

The other one’s a fish.

Yo Maama Osama

Osama’s Maama is so loose she uses a raft as a diaphram.

Osama’s Maama is so loose it don’t hert when she give beshe
can’t give birth cuz her hole never closes.

Bush and Osama

One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they
couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama
said,
“I’ve got good news and bad news.”
Bush replied, “What’s the good news?”
“I’m turning myself in,” said Osama. “But the bad news is, I’m
coming on a plane

Spell it for a Cookie..!

The bell rings and Billy and Sally, along with all the other
kids run through the classroom door. They all sit down in their
seats.

The teacher goes up to Sally and asks, “Sally what did you do
today at recess?” And Sally says happily.” I played in the sand
box.” The teacher then says,”If you can go up to the board and
spell SAND, then I will give you a fresh baked cookie. The Sally
goes up to the board and spells SAND and recieves a fresh baked
cookie.

The the teacher goes up to Billy and asks, “Billy, what did you
do at recess?” Billy replies,”I played in the sand box with
Sally.” The teacher replies, “OK, well if you can go up to the
board and spell BOX,then I will give you a fresh baked cookie.
Billy goes up to th board and spells BOX, then recieves a fresh
baked cookie.

The teacher moves on to Apu (a small muslim boy) and asks, “What
did you do today at recess?” Apu brushes the tears aside and
replies in a sad voice, “Billy and Sally threw rocks at me!” The
teacher looks at him and says, “Oh, well that sounds like racial
discrimination to me………….

if you can go up to the board and spell racial dicrimination,
I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie…”

Indian’s Hair Cut

One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to
pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The
Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a
dozen roses waiting at his door. A Cop goes for a haircut and he
also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry,
I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’.
The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a
dozen Donuts waiting at his door. An Indian goes for a haircut
and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; ‘I’m
Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service’. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, Guess what he finds there – A dozen Indians waiting for a
free haircut……