The doctor took his patient into a room and said, “I have some good news and
some bad news.” The patient said, “Give me the good news first.” – “They’re
going to name a disease after you.”
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
A: He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
You’re a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is.
The wife turns to her husband and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
A Jelly Baby goes to see his doctor
“Doctor, doctor i think i have aids!”
The Doctor says:
“You can’t have aids, you’re a jelly baby.”
To which he replies
“Yeah I know but I’ve been shaggin Allsorts”