Category Archives: Light Bulbs Jokes

Q: How many Indiana

Q: How many Indiana University “notes” users does it take to change a light bulb?A: Have you ever wondered why it’s so dark in Bloomington?

How many Satmar Chassidim does it take to…

How many Satmar Chassidim does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

Umm, sorry, a man has to do that, it’s beyond the capability of a woman.

Q: How many Microsoft employees

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many Austrailian Royalists

Q: How many Austrailian Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Only one, but there is only one and she is old and not feeling that well these days so … hurry!

Q: How many Iranians

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.