Category Archives: Latinos Jokes

Olympics

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympics team?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America!

Why Didn’t You Eat Him?

Three men are stuck on an island.

The first man, who is white, tries to swim for help. He is eaten
by sharks.

The second man, who is black, tries and is eaten too.

The third man, who is Mexican, swims all the way to land.

One shark asks the other, “Why didn’t you eat him?” The other
shark says, “Mexican food gives me gas.”

Funny Joke

*When a bunch of white guys run down a hallway, it’s called an
avalanche
*When a bunch of black guys run down a hallway, it’s called a
mudslide.
*When a bunch of mexicans run down a hallway it is called a
jailbreak.

three guyz on a building

a russian,a mexican,and an american are on the roof of a
building the russian takes a drink of his vodka and throws it
off, the mexican asks why he did that he said theres too much of
that in our country. the mexican takes a drink of his taquila
and throws it over the building.the american asks why he did
that he said theres too much of that in our country. the
american takes a drink of his budweiser and walks over to the
mexican and throws him of the building.the russian asks why he
did that he said theres too much of them in our contry.

Cowboy, Indian, and Mexican

There are three men around a fire, a cowboy a mexican and an
Indian. The Indian stands up and says, “We were once many but
now we are few.” The Mexican stands up and says, “We were once
few and now we are many.” Then the cowboy stands and says,
“That’s because we haven’t played cowboys and Mexicans yet.”