Category Archives: Jokes for nerds

The Three Idiots

Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.
The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.
The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.
The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,”I’m tired. I think I’ll swim back.”

Really dumb questions

1.How come stores open 24-7 have a lock?
2.How can bulls hate the color red if their color blind?

The school building

What has four legs and can jump as high as a school building.

A dead horse.

Truth and Simplicity are inversely…

Truth and Simplicity are inversely related

This isn’t really a joke but read it anyway

in one of your jokes you said men were smarter than women but tests and studying show that WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!