Category Archives: Gender Jokes

Q. Why is a fat woman like a moped?…

Q. Why is a fat woman like a moped?
A. They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on either one.

Tickle

How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say, “Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

A woman’s three biggest lies.

A woman’s three biggest lies…

1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste like that.

Ass stretcher

A woman is speeding to work because she is late.
She is pulled over by a trooper,and asks where are you off to in a hurry and she replied that she is late for and the cop asked what she does and she says, im an ass stretcher and he says whats that?
she says im an ass stretcher and he said please repeat that?
she says im an ass stretcher and he said well what do you do with them?
she says i take an asshole and i stretch it for awhile until its 6 feet long.
the cop replied what would u do with a 6 foot asshole and she say i would give it a gun and a night stick

Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!

After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!

He’s tan!
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He’s cute!
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He knows the importance of accessorizing!
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And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face!
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INTRODUCING…
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MR. POTATO HEAD!

( Good with sour cream and butter too! 🙂