Category Archives: Dirty Jokes

Taking a shit

Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad.

The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men’s Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot.

Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves.

Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,

“Dear Mr. Burford… All is forgiven. Just tell us…where it is?”

Q: Why does Helen

Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
A: One to do the work and the other to moan with.

What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?…

What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”

-About three inches.

What babys are called when they go to heaven

Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- wings
Q- what do they call them
A- angels

Q- when a black baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- he gets wings
Q- what do they call them
A- a BAT

The Kennedys

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?

It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.