Category Archives: Car Bumpers Jokes

“Women who

“Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.””It’s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.””If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.””I Brake For No Apparent Reason.””When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.””Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.””I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!””No Radio – Already Stolen””Few women admit their age, Few men act it! “”I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!”

WANTED: Meaningful

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. All men are idiots….I married their king. IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. Out of my mind…Back in five minutes. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

All generalizations

All generalizations are false, including this one. “Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy. I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got! We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Circular Definition:

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.Editing is a rewording activity.Make yourself at home …..clean my kitchen Allow me to introduce my selves Better living through denial I’m just working here until a good fast food job opens up…. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done Too many freaks not enough circuses

If we

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. A penny saved is ridiculous. All that glitters has a high refractive index. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Anarchy is better than no government at all. Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object. Death is life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.