Category Archives: Canadian Jokes

Trade Off

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His Canadien friend stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get
the case of beer for?”
“I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob.
“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”

sheet

they were three brothers who had three wishes to make. they had
to go to the top of a mountain to make their wish. the first one
wished to be a butterfly and he became a butterfly and flew
away.the second one wished to be an eagle, he became an eagle
and flew away. third third one was trying to get to the mountain
and he tripped over a stone and said sheet and then
sheet(poo)filled the ground and he fell in sheet and was all
smelly.

American – Canadian joke

On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful
woman, and a very ugly woman. As they went under a tunnel, the
American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to
herself, ‘That American must have touched that beautiful woman,
and she smacked him…’ The beautiful woman thought to herself,
‘Obviously the American touched the ugly woman thinking it was
me, and she hit him…’ The Canadian thought, ‘I can’t wait to
go through another tunnel, so I can smack this stupid American
again…”

Nude Beaches in Canada

Why does CANADA have so many nude beaches?

The answer lies within the country…take off the first C and
first A then take off the last A…there’s your answer.