Category Archives: Bill Clinton Jokes

why Bill Clinton is having so many woes

Q: My brother explained why Bill Clinton is having so many woes:
A: Bill Clinton has been in the Flowers and weeds!!

Clinton’s cat can play Chess.

Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last
time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.

Cover up

President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence.

Remember the good ol’ days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?

—Craig Kilborn

Hillary & Newt

In an unlikely pairing, Hillary Clinton made an appearance this week with Newt Gingrich to push a health care plan.

The press is making a big deal out this thing with Newt but, hey, if anyone knows how to appear in public with a man she can’t stand, it’s Hillary.”
-Jay Leno

President of Iraq

The new president of Iraq said that he has some good news and some bad news!

The good news is that U.S. troops will probably be out of that country in two years.

…The bad news is they’ll be next door in Iran